Dear Readers,

Over the last few weeks I've been receiving questions without any real substance but I feel that they should still be replied to nevertheless, so I'd like to take this opportunity to go through them quickly,

Peez wrote - Hey, what's up?

The sky, the moon, the clouds but not my dick. Know a hot chick that can help?

Taylor (from Canada) wrote - You're an asshole.

Why yes I am. Thank you for noticing. And your friend thrasher says hello.

Taylor (from Canada) again wrote - Do you fuck dogs?

That's not a nice thing to say about your sister. But if she counts, yes.

Racktracker (from Canada) wrote - hey fuckface, why?

The Canadian retard camp must have put a new computer in. They're starting to like me. Fuckin stalkers. Why Rack? Because I can. Does that help?

That's about it for now. As they become available, I'll post more of these letters. I do have a couple of request of my readers. First off, please make your questions understandable and more than 2 words. Second, if you're from Canada, we have this lovely little product in the United States called "hooked on phonics". Look into it.

Thank you and enjoy your reading.

Grumpy